Grand Pa Bennie
Storys I remember, by Dale Wills, the 3rd. Grandchild, AKA the Fav.

When Bennie was 13 years old he had enough of the 8th. grade school and he said he went in the front door and out the back window.  He went to Kalivenator and got a job putting rubber bumpers on carpet sweepers.

While in the USN on board ship Sailor Piersma-Van Dike drank some Lie thinking it was milk, this almost killed him.  He had his throat very heavily scared from the lie, to which he later claimed was why he could drink scolding hot coffee down like drinking ice tea.